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Would you please tell Miss Francis
we're ready when she is.

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It's not real. It's just pretend.

3
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It's all right, Lizzie.
She's only made of straw.

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Come on, Lizzie. No-one will want
the pictures if you're not in them.

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It's erm... It's one fairy story
too many, I think.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls,

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welcome to Midsomer Parva's
first Straw Woman Festival -

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HORN, TYRES SCREECH

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PERSISTENT HORN

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CRIES OF ALARM

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Oh, for God's sake!

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That's it!

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I think our best response
to this sort of intrusion

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is to press ahead in as dignified
a manner as possible.

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Dr Cole? Vicar?

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Stand back, children.

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CAMERA WHIRS

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Come on, man. It's a tradition.

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CHILDREN:
from our hearts is she

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♪ Firelight and sing refrain

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♪ Vanquish darkness
with her name... ♪

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SCREAMING

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(SCREAMS)

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(HOWLS FOR HELP)

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Nice night for a barbecue.

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MUSIC POUNDS

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LINE-DANCING MUSIC

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🔥 Yee-ha! ♫

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Why the police?

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One of the Bible-bashers got burnt
alive on top of that bonfire.

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Maybe there IS a God, after all.

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Yeah, and you know what?

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She's called Doris Day
and she's counting your drinks.

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Hi, Agnes.

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At least you tried.

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Special dispensation.
Hm.

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Something tells me I'm about to be
prime suspect in a murder case.

39
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Seems I've put somebody
on a bonfire.

40
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I've put tomorrow's schedule
on your desk.

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Is there anything else?

42
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Well, if I think of anything else,
I'll let you know.

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Lovely costume, by the way.

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Mrs Hopkins.
I wondered who they'd send.

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I'd like to talk to
Miss Francis, please.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Dr Cole.

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Miss Francis
is suffering from shock.

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We can talk to Miss Francis
tomorrow.

52
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Yeah. Yeah. OK.
We'll get a WPC to take care of you.

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It's Alex! He's not in church.

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It's Alex. I know it is.

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Alex? Who's Alex?
Alex Deakin. Our curate.

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Reverend, do you have
any reason to believe

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that someone would want
to murder him?

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It'll be that rabble up at the
manor, Barnaby. You mark my words.

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Sir!

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I'll talk to you later.

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Jim.

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Anything I can do?
You've got a nerve, Miss Malpas.

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Dental records only, I'm afraid.

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He'd have to be unconscious
when he was put in here, wouldn't he?

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What do you reckon?
It's hard to say.

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This is going to take some time,
I'm afraid, Tom.

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I'll get on to Missing Persons.

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I don't think
that's going to be necessary.

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..sinners, snares, fire and
brimstone, storm and tempest -

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It's your duty
to reassure the children

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there isn't a witch on the loose.

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..his fan is in his hand
and he will purge -

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Damn it, man!
It's only a school assembly.

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DOOR OPENS
Dr Cole?

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Dr Cole.

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Mrs Hopkins.

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I'd like to ask the Reverend Hale
some questions.

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We need him at the school.
Would you mind waiting outside?

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Thank you.

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..the day of the Lord cometh,
as a thief in the night,

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and then shall sudden destruction
fall upon obstinate sinners

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and they shall not escape -

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Reverend Hale?

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Reverend Hale,
I'm sorry to interrupt.

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Could you tell me, did Alex Deakin

86
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have any enemies here,
up at Parva Manor, for example?

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He tried to turn me.

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He really tried.

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And now...

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God forgive me
for meddling with such evil.

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Meddling with evil?

92
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Why couldn't we have Guy Fawkes
like everyone else?

93
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Because it's an old
village tradition.

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What would YOU know about tradition?
You've only been here five minutes.

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All I wanted to do was -
Stick your smart-arse fingers in.

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..teach the children
how ignorance leads to fear,

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how it can affect a community.

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So we're ignorant now, are we?
Not now. In the 17th century.

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If people hadn't been prejudiced -
ALL GRUMBLE IN DISAGREEMENT

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If people hadn't been so prejudiced,

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all those innocent women wouldn't
have been burned as witches.

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Who says they was innocent, eh?

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Yeah. No smoke without fire.

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VILLAGERS: Yeah. Yeah.

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I think it was a good idea.

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It brought us together
against the Manor.

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Deakin brought us together against
the Manor. Look what it did for him.

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This really isn't going to help
the children.

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You're damn right. I'm taking my lad
home with me right now.

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Mr Fox... Mr Fox, please!

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I won't be charging for the photos.

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Thank you, Matthew.

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Anyone would think
it was a witch that...did it.

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Alan Clifford's been determined
to destroy village life

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since he bought the Manor.

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Why would he want to do that?
A nightclub owner and pornographer?

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All that nonsense
with the limousine last night

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was him trying to rain
on our parade.

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He'd been at loggerheads
with Alex Deakin for some time.

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About what, precisely?

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See that building to the left
of the Manor? That's the chapel.

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The village clergy
used to serve there.

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Until Clifford had it deconsecrated.
The Reverend Deakin objected?

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Alex was determined to see it
restored to its proper use.

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Is there something IMPROPER
about Clifford's use of this chapel?

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Inspector,

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I suggest a visit to Parva Manor
might shorten your investigation.

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You know Hopkins, then?

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Yes, indeed I do.
Professionally. She's a magistrate.

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Sounds like it's Clifford
she wants on the bonfire.

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She was always a bit of a hanger
and a flogger.

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She should work for Clifford.

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People pay good money
for that kind of thing.

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To see Mr Clifford.

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When's the earliest we can get this
to the planning committee?

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The next meeting's on Friday.

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Heathen! Defiler!

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Devil!
Oh, dear. Here we go.

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Heavenly Father, cleanse
and sanctify this, your house,

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and shield it from the...

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Hey, hold on.
DCI Barnaby. DS Scott. Causton CID.

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Hold on.

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See? The house of God
turned into a brothel!

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We call it "a chapel of love".

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You won't get away with this.

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Whatever abomination it is
you're planning, I'll stop it.

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00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:04,964
On poor Alex's soul, I'll stop it.

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Check the diary, Agnes.

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See if I've had
any vicars roasted (!)

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Well, well.

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What an adventurous conversion
of a former place of worship.

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It still is a place of worship.
Best sermons in the parish.

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I understand the Reverend Deakin
also opposed your plans.

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Well, he complained to the DOE.

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Oh, yes, and then he tried to prove

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that the Manor didn't legally own
this chapel.

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00:12:36,037 --> 00:12:38,622
So, what are you planning, exactly?

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Ask the God Squad.

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They've got the very best ideas.

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Mr Clifford, can you tell us, please,
where you were

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between 12pm and 6pm
yesterday afternoon?

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Erm...

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Lunch with the architects.

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Then there was a meeting
between 3pm and 5pm, then...

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you got ready for your party.

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A meeting?

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It was a business meeting

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between Mr Clifford and I.

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I really don't know how you get
these sheets so crumpled.

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Mr Clifford, when did you last see
Alex Deakin?

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He came round yesterday, claiming
there was no record of the land
being transferred from the church.

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Was he right about that?

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The Manor got the land
when the monasteries were dissolved,

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before present church records began.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Are you OK, Dad?
He's fine.

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I didn't ask you.

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Can I introduce my daughter, Jo?

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I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott.

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So, don't tell me. Everyone reckons
Dad had the curate burned,

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cos he moaned about the chapel?

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00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:58,953
Why would anyone suggest that?

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They believe what they read in the
paper, so Dad's the devil incarnate.

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00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,376
Jo, have a peach, dear.

185
00:14:06,836 --> 00:14:09,088
It's since her mother left.

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00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:12,800
She thinks I need looking after.

187
00:14:17,263 --> 00:14:21,892
There was an outbreak of swine fever
in the 17th century.

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The villagers tried to cure it
with prayers.

189
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:29,150
That didn't work. Some women used
herbal remedies. The pigs recovered.

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00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:30,609
Nice one.

191
00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:35,447
The women were tried for witchcraft
and burned at the stake.

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I linked it
into my citizenship lessons.

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00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:40,286
We've been exploring prejudice

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and how it's rooted
in fear and ignorance.

195
00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:47,001
How did the village react when you
suggested making a straw woman?

196
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Most of them thought it was a bit of
a laugh, extra business for the pub.

197
00:14:51,088 --> 00:14:56,010
Some didn't like it, didn't say why,
just weren't comfortable with it.

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00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,554
How about the local church?

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00:15:00,431 --> 00:15:03,267
Alex Deakin was against it
from the start.

200
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,227
He thought it was pagan.

201
00:15:05,227 --> 00:15:09,440
How long was the effigy on the
bonfire before the ceremony began?

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Half an hour? We weren't sure about
the weather,

203
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:15,613
so we kept it in the shed
till the last minute.

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00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:19,200
How would you get something like
this on top of a bonfire?

205
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,412
Lucy Middleton's dad is a farmer. He
lifted it on with his front loader.

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00:15:23,412 --> 00:15:26,832
Any sign of it being tampered with?
Not that I can think of.

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BELL
Sorry.

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00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,378
I've got to see the kids out.
It's going-home time.

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00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:48,646
Don't forget your gym kit tomorrow.
He won't be here tomorrow.

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00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:51,774
Afraid, Denise, the local coven
will drink his blood?

211
00:15:51,774 --> 00:15:53,734
Kate.

212
00:15:54,902 --> 00:15:58,739
They're frightened of shadows, Liz.
Don't let them get to you.

213
00:16:00,032 --> 00:16:03,035
Oh, erm, I was just talking
to the police.

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00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:05,496
I'll er... I'll see you later, yeah?

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00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:07,414
You know where I am.
Yeah.

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00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:09,625
Thanks, by the way.
The kids loved it.

217
00:16:14,797 --> 00:16:17,049
You seem to have at least one ally.

218
00:16:17,049 --> 00:16:18,968
Mm. Kate Malpas. Yeah.

219
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,178
She runs her own medical centre.

220
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Complimentary medicine.
That kind of stuff.

221
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:29,561
Miss Francis, may I ask you, when did
you last see Alex Deakin alive?

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Yesterday morning.

223
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He was still trying to persuade
the vicar to boycott the ceremony,

224
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so I took them both to the church
to show them the parish records.

225
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:42,825
It was the tradition for the vicar
to light the fire.

226
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:46,203
When we got there, to the crypt,

227
00:16:46,203 --> 00:16:48,580
Alan Clifford's PA was there.

228
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,374
Agnes Waterhouse?
Mm.

229
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,128
How did Agnes gain access
to the crypt?

230
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That's what Deakin wanted to know.

231
00:16:56,714 --> 00:17:01,593
Clifford should be a church warden.
He refuses to serve. He has a key.

232
00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:03,971
And all the church wardens,
they have keys?

233
00:17:03,971 --> 00:17:05,764
I think so.

234
00:17:05,764 --> 00:17:10,060
Clifford sent Agnes to see
if there was a record of the church
selling the chapel.

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00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,813
Which didn't impress Deakin?
No. He was livid.

236
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,982
What was it he said?

237
00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:18,360
He said, "If you want to burn anyone
at the stake, burn Clifford."

238
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,740
Then he went off to have it out
with Clifford at the Manor.

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00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,076
And I never saw him again.

240
00:17:28,203 --> 00:17:30,039
Thank you very much, Miss Francis.

241
00:17:31,165 --> 00:17:33,417
If you think of
anything else, just -

242
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,127
Give you a call?

243
00:17:35,127 --> 00:17:36,545
Yeah.

244
00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:45,012
Don't tell me. You wish you'd had
a teacher like that.

245
00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:47,056
I might have done better, if I had.

246
00:17:54,355 --> 00:17:56,357
Come on.

247
00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,527
DOG BARKS

248
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:25,928
TWIG SNAPS

249
00:18:32,768 --> 00:18:34,269
CREAKS

250
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:38,440
BIRD SCREECHES

251
00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:47,533
WIND WHISTLES

252
00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:21,567
EVIL GHOSTLY WHISPERING

253
00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:10,908
Is it true it was
spon...taneous combustion?

254
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:20,626
What's that all about?

255
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:25,464
Something to do with an outbreak
of swine fever in the 17th century?

256
00:20:25,464 --> 00:20:27,549
Someone's trying to tell us
something?

257
00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:28,967
Possibly.

258
00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:32,346
Ring round the local meat suppliers.

259
00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:34,890
Find a pig that's lost its head.
Yes, sir.

260
00:20:42,064 --> 00:20:43,565
George.

261
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:47,736
Can you be sure he's the vicar?

262
00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:54,409
So, what happened?

263
00:20:54,409 --> 00:20:58,247
He was rendered unconscious somehow
and then set alight?

264
00:20:58,247 --> 00:20:59,873
Probably.

265
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:06,296
I'll have to get back to you
on what caused the fire.

266
00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:10,217
Why would anyone take against
the vicar and his curate?

267
00:21:10,217 --> 00:21:13,178
Perhaps there's a Satanist
on the loose.

268
00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:15,472
Don't use words like "Satanist".

269
00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:17,975
People are getting
the wrong idea already.

270
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,735
Get in and start praying. I would.

271
00:21:32,573 --> 00:21:35,909
Sorry.
Are you not into the God thing?

272
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:41,415
Pretty weird, isn't it?
Two vicars burning like that.

273
00:21:41,415 --> 00:21:43,959
There was a...pig's head.

274
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,502
Yeah.

275
00:21:45,502 --> 00:21:48,338
Dark forces on the prowl.
The devil rides.

276
00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:50,799
Don't joke about it. Please.

277
00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:59,141
So, do you just do gravestones?

278
00:22:00,726 --> 00:22:03,270
I do a lot of trees and rivers.

279
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:07,316
I'm interested in light,
how it moves.

280
00:22:07,316 --> 00:22:08,942
Yeah?

281
00:22:08,942 --> 00:22:11,778
I've never met
a proper photographer before.

282
00:22:11,778 --> 00:22:13,238
Sure.

283
00:22:13,238 --> 00:22:14,865
It's true.

284
00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:17,826
There's paparazzi
camped outside Dad's clubs,

285
00:22:17,826 --> 00:22:20,078
but I never met one that did trees.

286
00:22:21,622 --> 00:22:24,041
I'm going to Fine Shade Woods later.

287
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,917
BELL CHIMES
Yeah?

288
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,544
Can I watch?

289
00:22:39,327 --> 00:22:41,704
It seems that Deakin had a point.

290
00:22:42,246 --> 00:22:43,998
Sir?

291
00:22:43,998 --> 00:22:47,835
Well, there's no record of any chapel
being sold to the Manor.

292
00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:51,297
Clifford said the transaction
took place before records began.

293
00:22:51,297 --> 00:22:53,424
Well, he would, wouldn't he?

294
00:22:53,424 --> 00:22:55,551
Any joy with the pigs?

295
00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:59,889
I spoke to the butcher in Causton.
Seems Clifford likes his hog roasts.

296
00:22:59,889 --> 00:23:03,059
He took a delivery
of three whole pigs on Thursday.

297
00:23:03,059 --> 00:23:07,772
Two priests dead. Both of them burned
alive and both opposed to Clifford.

298
00:23:07,772 --> 00:23:09,899
Hale as good as accused him
in front of us.

299
00:23:11,317 --> 00:23:15,696
So Clifford had him killed, too,
and made it look like witchcraft?

300
00:23:15,696 --> 00:23:17,698
THUD

301
00:23:17,698 --> 00:23:20,827
Search the vicarage, while I have
a word with Mr Clifford.

302
00:23:34,924 --> 00:23:37,051
Am I paying you too much?

303
00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:39,178
Out of my shoe allowance.

304
00:23:39,178 --> 00:23:41,305
Are you going to try it?

305
00:23:41,305 --> 00:23:43,057
Yes. Certainly.

306
00:23:47,478 --> 00:23:49,939
Oh, this is perfect.

307
00:23:53,276 --> 00:23:55,361
SOFT MUSIC
Oh.

308
00:23:55,361 --> 00:23:57,405
You SHALL go to the ball.

309
00:24:00,241 --> 00:24:02,368
Think of it as a going-away present.

310
00:24:02,368 --> 00:24:04,579
Mm, thank you.

311
00:24:07,415 --> 00:24:09,250
Mr Clifford?

312
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,086
I'm sorry to, er, trouble you again.

313
00:24:12,086 --> 00:24:14,422
It's all right, Miss Waterhouse.

314
00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:17,008
Please stay. I'd like to talk
to you both, if I may.

315
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,847
Thank you.

316
00:24:22,847 --> 00:24:27,602
Mr Clifford, I understand you take
a regular delivery of whole pigs.

317
00:24:27,602 --> 00:24:29,562
Is that right?

318
00:24:29,562 --> 00:24:32,523
Yes. I heard about
the business in the church.

319
00:24:34,483 --> 00:24:37,778
But if it was anyone at my end,
I'd know about it, OK?

320
00:24:39,155 --> 00:24:40,406
OK.

321
00:24:41,490 --> 00:24:43,117
Miss Waterhouse,

322
00:24:43,117 --> 00:24:46,954
you mentioned that you were at
a meeting with Mr Clifford yesterday.

323
00:24:46,954 --> 00:24:49,790
Can anyone else confirm that?

324
00:24:54,462 --> 00:24:57,423
There was no-one actually
in the room with us, no.

325
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:04,013
So, exactly what kind of a nurse,
are you, Miss Waterhouse?

326
00:25:04,013 --> 00:25:06,974
I...don't know
what you're talking about.

327
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,560
Oh, really?

328
00:25:10,728 --> 00:25:13,648
Don't worry. It's bound
to come out some time.

329
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:17,652
Agnes is a terminal-care nurse.

330
00:25:17,652 --> 00:25:20,321
She's MY terminal-care nurse.

331
00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:22,573
Damn good she is, too.

332
00:25:22,573 --> 00:25:24,075
It's erm...

333
00:25:24,075 --> 00:25:25,743
It's the Big C.

334
00:25:26,911 --> 00:25:30,873
I've been trying to keep it out of
the tabloids, but sex and death...

335
00:25:30,873 --> 00:25:33,751
You see, for me,
they're a perfect headline.

336
00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:36,587
I'm sorry.

337
00:25:36,587 --> 00:25:38,172
No need.

338
00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:41,133
Not as long as I've got
Agnes looking after me.

339
00:25:42,343 --> 00:25:47,473
The "meeting" was for me, Miss
Waterhouse and my pain control.

340
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,936
Do you keep diamorphine
stored here, then?

341
00:25:51,936 --> 00:25:53,980
Mm, it's all in the records.

342
00:25:57,233 --> 00:26:00,903
Does anyone in the village
know about your condition?

343
00:26:00,903 --> 00:26:05,741
Just Kate Malpas. She and Agnes
manage my pain for me between them.

344
00:26:05,741 --> 00:26:07,868
I didn't fancy chemo.

345
00:26:07,868 --> 00:26:10,037
I thought about it,

346
00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:13,833
then I thought I'd rather go out
with my hair on and trousers down.

347
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,486
Sometimes, in the summer,

348
00:27:13,486 --> 00:27:15,321
I sleep out here.

349
00:27:17,573 --> 00:27:20,618
You get this really intense light
first thing.

350
00:27:20,618 --> 00:27:23,162
It's amazing, through the new leaves.

351
00:27:23,162 --> 00:27:25,289
Is there much money in it?

352
00:27:25,289 --> 00:27:27,417
Not in trees, there's not.

353
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:29,752
I get a bit from weddings and things.

354
00:27:30,795 --> 00:27:32,922
Not enough to go professional.

355
00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:35,049
What's that one over there?

356
00:27:35,049 --> 00:27:36,551
A birch.

357
00:27:38,094 --> 00:27:41,180
They don't live long,
but they've got the best bark.

358
00:27:42,265 --> 00:27:45,476
All that silver, peeling off
a living thing.

359
00:27:46,561 --> 00:27:49,063
Does your dad like you
being a photographer?

360
00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:52,316
Not much.

361
00:27:52,316 --> 00:27:55,486
If I made it as a professional,
he might not mind.

362
00:27:58,906 --> 00:28:01,659
Time you got yourself
a proper portfolio, then.

363
00:28:30,865 --> 00:28:33,994
The... The children made one each,
as a memento.

364
00:28:33,994 --> 00:28:37,038
OK. How did this one wind up
on Hale's mantelpiece?

365
00:28:38,164 --> 00:28:40,041
Someone must have stolen them.

366
00:28:41,126 --> 00:28:43,628
No. I saw they were missing
before the ceremony.

367
00:28:43,628 --> 00:28:45,797
We did ask you if you'd noticed -

368
00:28:45,797 --> 00:28:48,216
Anything unusual. I know.

369
00:28:48,216 --> 00:28:50,385
Where were they kept?

370
00:28:50,385 --> 00:28:53,722
In the hall. Kept open, so people
could see the kids' pictures.

371
00:28:53,722 --> 00:28:56,725
Look, I'm...I'm sorry, OK?

372
00:29:01,855 --> 00:29:04,024
Hale and Deakin, were they...?

373
00:29:04,024 --> 00:29:05,608
Were they gay?

374
00:29:06,693 --> 00:29:08,319
Erm, just a bit.

375
00:29:09,404 --> 00:29:11,990
How did people feel about that?

376
00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:14,200
I doubt the traditionalists
were happy.

377
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,536
And what about Hopkins and Cole?

378
00:29:16,536 --> 00:29:20,582
Oh, yeah, they all used to go
on the Gay Pride rally together (!)

379
00:29:24,377 --> 00:29:25,879
Sorry.

380
00:29:25,879 --> 00:29:29,132
Try these.
They're good for sore throats.

381
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,302
Thank you.

382
00:29:33,428 --> 00:29:35,138
OPENS CONTAINER

383
00:29:35,138 --> 00:29:37,182
WIND HOWLS

384
00:29:44,314 --> 00:29:46,357
WIND ECHOES

385
00:29:51,237 --> 00:29:53,281
WIND WHISTLES

386
00:29:54,157 --> 00:29:56,201
HOWLING

387
00:29:57,911 --> 00:29:59,954
BIRDSONG

388
00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:03,917
CHICKENS CLUCK

389
00:30:07,170 --> 00:30:08,671
Jo?

390
00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:29,567
Why didn't Miss Francis
mention this before?

391
00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:31,069
She forgot.

392
00:30:32,153 --> 00:30:33,780
She forgot?

393
00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:36,366
A vital piece of evidence
and she forgot?

394
00:30:36,366 --> 00:30:38,785
You know what this makes
Miss Francis.

395
00:30:38,785 --> 00:30:41,246
Well, it doesn't make her a witch.

396
00:30:41,246 --> 00:30:44,499
I also found this
on Hale's mantelpiece.

397
00:30:46,126 --> 00:30:50,421
Miss Francis reckons that Hopkins
and Cole weren't too impressed.

398
00:31:24,539 --> 00:31:28,793
Judy, delay my first house call,
would you? Something's come up.

399
00:31:35,425 --> 00:31:37,802
JUDY: Mrs Hopkins to see you, Doctor.

400
00:31:47,145 --> 00:31:49,647
Sorry. Have I called at a bad time?

401
00:31:49,647 --> 00:31:52,192
Just checking the BCG results
from the school.

402
00:31:52,192 --> 00:31:55,445
I thought I'd drop them off
before afternoon surgery.

403
00:31:57,989 --> 00:32:01,409
She's rather an attractive girl,
in her way, don't you think?

404
00:32:01,409 --> 00:32:02,994
Attractive?

405
00:32:02,994 --> 00:32:04,495
Miss Francis.

406
00:32:07,415 --> 00:32:10,710
I wonder if we shouldn't have gone
for someone less...obvious.

407
00:32:11,878 --> 00:32:15,924
Wouldn't do for any of the older
boys to go starry-eyed about her.

408
00:32:15,924 --> 00:32:20,428
Well, this older boy prefers someone
a little more mature.

409
00:32:22,222 --> 00:32:23,932
In fact,

410
00:32:23,932 --> 00:32:26,100
once we've found our new vicar...

411
00:32:27,227 --> 00:32:31,064
perhaps you and I could consider
shortening our engagement.

412
00:32:31,064 --> 00:32:32,607
John.

413
00:32:32,607 --> 00:32:35,526
Of course, we do have Matthew
to consider, but...

414
00:32:36,611 --> 00:32:38,988
I wish he weren't so hostile to me.

415
00:32:38,988 --> 00:32:43,326
He's still tied to his mother's
apron strings. God rest her soul.

416
00:32:49,916 --> 00:32:52,335
JUDY: DCI Barnaby
to see you, Doctor.

417
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:57,548
Er, OK. Send him through, would you?

418
00:32:57,548 --> 00:32:59,717
John...?
KNOCK AT DOOR

419
00:33:02,512 --> 00:33:04,639
Morning. Just finishing surgery.

420
00:33:04,639 --> 00:33:06,766
We can wait.
No, it's all right.

421
00:33:08,935 --> 00:33:10,561
Morning.

422
00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:14,941
Dr Cole, was the Reverend Deakin
registered with you?

423
00:33:14,941 --> 00:33:16,359
No.

424
00:33:17,694 --> 00:33:20,571
Was the Reverend Hale
registered with you?

425
00:33:20,571 --> 00:33:22,615
No.

426
00:33:22,615 --> 00:33:24,784
I wonder why that was.

427
00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:27,996
I mean, you're the village GP
and a church warden.

428
00:33:29,122 --> 00:33:31,332
I believe they wanted to be
discreet,

429
00:33:31,332 --> 00:33:33,668
given the nature
of their relationship.

430
00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:36,963
Did you object to that relationship?

431
00:33:38,131 --> 00:33:40,300
I tried to ignore it.

432
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,220
Now, if you don't mind, I've got
rather a lot of house calls.

433
00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:47,765
Where were you on Wednesday
between 4pm and 6pm, sir?

434
00:33:47,765 --> 00:33:50,226
I was with Mrs Hopkins.

435
00:33:50,226 --> 00:33:54,105
Can she confirm that, given
the nature of YOUR relationship?

436
00:34:02,363 --> 00:34:05,992
There's nothing serious
between Margaret and me.

437
00:34:05,992 --> 00:34:08,411
So you've no reason
to lie for each other?

438
00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:12,623
If anyone's lying about Wednesday,
it's Clifford. Go and persecute him.

439
00:34:12,623 --> 00:34:16,669
Mr Clifford was receiving
medical treatment at the time.

440
00:34:17,754 --> 00:34:19,339
Medical treatment?

441
00:34:19,339 --> 00:34:21,591
Yes. Does that surprise you?

442
00:34:23,634 --> 00:34:28,097
What did Reverend Hale say when I
asked him if Deakin had any enemies?

443
00:34:28,097 --> 00:34:30,683
He seemed scared, scared of Cole.

444
00:34:30,683 --> 00:34:35,396
Who, as a GP, has access to enough
narcotics to have drugged Deakin.

445
00:34:35,396 --> 00:34:38,900
So does Clifford.
Yeah, but all his are accounted for.

446
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,569
What are those?
Herbal throat lozenges.

447
00:34:41,569 --> 00:34:45,281
Kate Malpas makes them. She'll put
Dr Cole out of business.

448
00:34:45,281 --> 00:34:47,784
Where did you get 'em?
Er, Liz Francis.

449
00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:49,327
Oh?

450
00:34:49,327 --> 00:34:51,329
Sir, I have a sore throat.
Oh.

451
00:34:58,492 --> 00:35:00,870
KNOCK AT DOOR
Matthew?

452
00:35:05,249 --> 00:35:06,834
Hey!
L-l-look.

453
00:35:07,918 --> 00:35:09,503
Oh, my God.

454
00:35:09,503 --> 00:35:11,630
And there's a...pig's head,

455
00:35:11,630 --> 00:35:13,799
a pig's head on an altar.

456
00:35:13,799 --> 00:35:16,010
A what?
It's the same as the church.

457
00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,845
A pig on an altar.

458
00:35:17,845 --> 00:35:20,055
Matthew, you've been dreaming.

459
00:35:20,055 --> 00:35:22,183
No, I haven't.
You fell asleep.

460
00:35:22,183 --> 00:35:25,394
I tried to wake you, but you looked
so peaceful and lovely.

461
00:35:27,897 --> 00:35:30,065
It's...a witch. It must be.

462
00:35:30,065 --> 00:35:32,860
Oh, sure (!) It's not some kids
having a laugh,

463
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:34,904
it's the hex of the Black Hag.

464
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,199
Now, come with me.

465
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:40,576
Let's see if we can get you clean.

466
00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:52,901
Barnaby, I trust you're here to tell
me I'm free to use the church?

467
00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:56,780
Er, no. No. I'm afraid not,
but Forensics shouldn't be long.

468
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:59,824
So, this used to be the old vicarage?

469
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,202
Yes, my ex-husband bought it.

470
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:05,330
It came to me
as part of our divorce settlement.

471
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,499
The Church was my solace, then.

472
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:11,878
When I die, I'd like it to have its
vicarage back, unless I marry again.

473
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,546
Mrs Hopkins,

474
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:18,051
I wonder how you feel about the
Church's teachings on homosexuality.

475
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:25,308
Well, the Church doesn't like
openly homosexual relationships.

476
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,519
And how about you, Mrs Hopkins?

477
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:32,065
How did you feel
about the relationship
between the two reverends?

478
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,151
I had no quarrel with
their liturgical preferences.

479
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,445
Both High Church, funnily enough.

480
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,781
What about... (COUGHS)

481
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:42,033
What about Dr Cole?

482
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,620
I'd strongly advise you
against using that woman's poisons.

483
00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:51,251
So, neither you nor Dr Cole
disliked having

484
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,628
a gay clerical team in the parish?

485
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:58,091
Dr Cole is a fine doctor
and a committed Christian.

486
00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:01,469
If he harbours homophobic prejudice,
which I doubt,

487
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:05,348
then he will be judged in a higher
court than we have ever set foot in.

488
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,854
Infatuated AND lying.
And they both loathe Clifford.

489
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:14,149
So, what are you saying,
three birds with one stone?

490
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,568
Get rid of their troublesome priests

491
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:19,487
and point the finger
at the vulgar intruder.

492
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:23,032
It's what they do in the Bible,
isn't it? Burn the sinners.

493
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,854
You naughty little girl.

494
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,235
Looking forward to our trip?

495
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:04,324
The glories of Christendom,
Rome, Jerusalem?

496
00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:08,286
Or maybe we should just go for
a B and B in Skegness.

497
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:10,872
SQUEAK

498
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,502
What are...you doing here?

499
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,421
I'm a doctor, Matthew, remember?

500
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:22,926
I'm here to see Miss Clifford's
father. I might ask you the same.

501
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:26,054
Security thought he was trying
to photograph the Manor.

502
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,972
I had to pull them off.

503
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,849
Yeah.

504
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,520
Yeah. Thanks.

505
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,025
(SIGHS)

506
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:41,694
If only he had his father's grip.

507
00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:44,280
Indeed.

508
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:48,368
When were you thinking
for our little jaunt?

509
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:50,411
I can be free any time.

510
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,540
Not while Dad's like he is.

511
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,585
Anyway, who told you he was ill?
The police.

512
00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:01,422
They still haven't worked out
who killed Deakin and Hale.

513
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,049
Useless shower!

514
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,097
You do see why we have to wait?

515
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:12,559
I couldn't be with anyone
while Dad's still suffering.

516
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,317
Can I help?

517
00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,278
I'm sure you can.

518
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,033
I'd like a word with Mr Clifford's
medical advisers, if I may?

519
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:34,122
You're talking to them.
I'm sorry?

520
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,041
Dr Cole.

521
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,961
Come to cleanse us of our sins?

522
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,629
You!

523
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,676
Talk about mutton dressed as lamb.

524
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,056
How many people
have you seen die, Jo?

525
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,183
Not very pleasant, is it?

526
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,144
Get out of my way.

527
00:39:56,144 --> 00:40:00,356
Whatever it takes to get your father
through this, I'll do it.

528
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,984
It's my job.
It's what he pays me for.

529
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,238
And if you need help, too,
you only have to ask.

530
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:12,327
Mr Clifford, I really can't
recommend this kind of treatment

531
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,746
for such a serious condition.

532
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,831
Thank you very much, Kate.

533
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:19,834
For pity's sake! You can't rely on
her hocus-pocus drivel.

534
00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:24,297
Oh, it's a badly overheated liver
you've got there, Dr Cole.

535
00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:29,302
Cut out coffee for a bit. Try an
infusion of dandelion root, instead.

536
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,971
You're a fraud, Malpas.

537
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:35,350
A fraud and a mountebank.
She speaks very highly of you, too.

538
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,394
Do you have any idea

539
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:42,065
of the damage she's done
to the health of this village?

540
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:44,734
Village? Damage?

541
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,112
It's time for your morphine, Alan.
You need to calm down.

542
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,991
Alan, why don't you invite Dr Cole
to your party tomorrow tonight?

543
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:55,286
Fags And Hags. Right up your street.
Oh, yes.

544
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,248
Go to hell.
Thank you for coming.

545
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,875
Doctor.

546
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:07,006
He's right.
You DO need a proper doctor.

547
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:10,551
So, you don't think
Agnes and Kate are PROPER?

548
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,512
I mean, hospitals, Dad.

549
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:15,598
Drugs. You've got the money
to buy the best in the world.

550
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:20,228
All you've got is two old tarts
banging on about the perfect death.

551
00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:24,232
They are professionals.
You just don't get it, do you?

552
00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,275
I don't want you to die, Dad.

553
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,446
Come on.
Your father needs some rest.

554
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,953
I can take over from here, Kate.

555
00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,081
I'll see you tomorrow.

556
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,168
Good night, Alan.

557
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,628
Good night.

558
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:49,966
I suppose I should be grateful.
Girls still fighting over me.

559
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:02,270
(SCOTT READS) The original source
of the ignition burns the skin

560
00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,647
and melts the subcutaneous fat.

561
00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:07,984
This then soaks into the clothing,
acting as a wick.

562
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,445
Nice (!)

563
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,615
CREAKING

564
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,454
WIND WHISTLES

565
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,881
Miss Malpas!

566
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,966
Can I have a word, please?

567
00:42:41,382 --> 00:42:43,801
I was a GP in London for 12 years.

568
00:42:43,801 --> 00:42:46,095
All this started as a sideline.

569
00:42:46,095 --> 00:42:48,597
So, you left a career
in proper medicine, then?

570
00:42:48,597 --> 00:42:50,057
Not really.

571
00:42:50,057 --> 00:42:53,394
Most modern treatments have
their roots in this sort of thing.

572
00:42:53,394 --> 00:42:55,938
How did you get to work for Clifford?

573
00:42:55,938 --> 00:43:01,485
He was interested in alternative
therapies. Agnes contacted me.

574
00:43:01,485 --> 00:43:04,655
You must have impressed him.
Yeah. He impressed me.

575
00:43:04,655 --> 00:43:07,032
A refreshing attitude to death.

576
00:43:07,032 --> 00:43:10,828
Made such a change from
the sadomasochistic death cult

577
00:43:10,828 --> 00:43:12,705
on offer in Church.
(The what?)

578
00:43:12,705 --> 00:43:18,127
Were either the Reverend Hale
or Alex Deakin patients of yours?

579
00:43:18,127 --> 00:43:21,755
Yeah. I gave Jim Hale
anti-stress tablets.

580
00:43:21,922 --> 00:43:25,551
His er...situation
played havoc with his nerves.

581
00:43:25,551 --> 00:43:27,261
What was his "situation"?

582
00:43:27,261 --> 00:43:30,180
His being gay
was a disappointment for Margaret.

583
00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:33,475
She'd lobbied the bishop
for an unmarried vicar.

584
00:43:33,475 --> 00:43:38,439
So then she switched her affections
to your...rival, Dr Cole.

585
00:43:39,565 --> 00:43:43,527
Only Cole sees himself as my rival.
He has a closed mind

586
00:43:43,527 --> 00:43:46,071
and an irascible temperament.

587
00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:48,908
In mediaeval terms,
he has an excess of choler.

588
00:43:48,908 --> 00:43:50,868
"An excess of choler"?

589
00:43:50,868 --> 00:43:54,496
Setting up a rival practice,
that couldn't have helped.

590
00:43:55,664 --> 00:43:59,043
There will always be people
who prefer aspirin to willow bark.

591
00:43:59,043 --> 00:44:00,878
A bit like religion.

592
00:44:00,878 --> 00:44:03,631
Some people like slurping
Communion wine.

593
00:44:03,631 --> 00:44:06,300
Others like dancing naked
round a bonfire.

594
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:09,219
I take it you're not a churchgoer.
No.

595
00:44:09,219 --> 00:44:12,932
People make piles of stones
and think they've found God.

596
00:44:12,932 --> 00:44:15,935
If it gives them comfort,
that's their affair.

597
00:44:15,935 --> 00:44:19,688
I prefer Agnes. If anyone can make
death bearable, she can.

598
00:44:19,688 --> 00:44:21,440
What's protein shock venom?

599
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,652
A mutation retardant.
I get the venom from the frog.

600
00:44:25,694 --> 00:44:27,780
CROAKS

601
00:44:34,787 --> 00:44:36,914
People pay for stuff like that.

602
00:44:36,914 --> 00:44:41,043
The things you buy from a proper
chemist are just a purified version.

603
00:44:41,043 --> 00:44:43,295
Sure (!) "Doctor, it's my throat."

604
00:44:43,295 --> 00:44:45,506
"Suck a frog three times a day."

605
00:44:45,506 --> 00:44:47,508
BANGING
DR COLE: Malpas!

606
00:44:49,635 --> 00:44:52,596
You're a damned disgrace
to the profession.

607
00:44:52,596 --> 00:44:54,598
Do you hear me?!

608
00:44:54,598 --> 00:44:57,726
FURTHER BANGING
"An excess of choler."

609
00:44:57,726 --> 00:45:02,147
Mediaeval medicine might have
something to teach us. Come on.

610
00:45:05,859 --> 00:45:07,319
Dr Cole!

611
00:45:08,487 --> 00:45:12,825
I wonder if we might possibly have
a word with you - in your surgery?

612
00:45:14,451 --> 00:45:17,621
She's no business treating anyone
who's seriously ill.

613
00:45:17,621 --> 00:45:19,999
Surely that is Mr Clifford's choice.

614
00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:23,210
Then he deserves to die.

615
00:45:23,210 --> 00:45:25,587
Like the homosexual priests?

616
00:45:25,587 --> 00:45:28,716
Do you know what "Malpas" means?

617
00:45:28,716 --> 00:45:30,217
No. I don't.

618
00:45:30,217 --> 00:45:32,011
It's French,

619
00:45:32,011 --> 00:45:34,596
"mal" - "evil", "pas" - "step".

620
00:45:34,596 --> 00:45:36,390
"Evil step."

621
00:45:36,390 --> 00:45:39,435
Can I see your drug register, please?

622
00:45:40,561 --> 00:45:42,730
I don't know where it is.

623
00:45:42,730 --> 00:45:44,982
I'll give you some time to find it.

624
00:45:44,982 --> 00:45:48,402
I'd like to see it
by tomorrow morning, please.

625
00:45:48,402 --> 00:45:50,362
And, Dr Cole,

626
00:45:50,362 --> 00:45:53,699
please don't leave the village
without informing us.

627
00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:06,086
DOOR CLOSES

628
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,004
HEARTBEAT INCREASES

629
00:47:09,775 --> 00:47:11,443
Dad! Look!

630
00:47:11,443 --> 00:47:14,613
Look at this!
How dare you come in here, Matthew.

631
00:47:14,613 --> 00:47:16,532
It's me! Look. I'm next...

632
00:47:16,532 --> 00:47:18,075
Those are mine.

633
00:47:20,869 --> 00:47:22,996
And they're a damned disgrace!

634
00:47:22,996 --> 00:47:25,374
Someone had the good sense
to send them to me.

635
00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:28,544
Jo's my girlfriend. We're lovers.

636
00:47:28,544 --> 00:47:32,923
Jo Clifford wouldn't hold your hand,
let alone sleep with you.

637
00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:37,167
Matthew!

638
00:47:42,172 --> 00:47:45,133
Meet me at the church
in five minutes. Be there.

639
00:47:46,259 --> 00:47:50,263
John! Where have you been all
evening? Barnaby seems to think...

640
00:48:05,862 --> 00:48:08,114
And I thought you were after
Miss Francis.

641
00:48:08,281 --> 00:48:10,450
Margaret!
Don't Margaret me.

642
00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:13,620
They're Matthew's. I found him
with them in his darkroom.

643
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:16,998
What exactly were you intending
to do with them at this hour?

644
00:48:16,998 --> 00:48:19,084
I'm going to burn the filth

645
00:48:19,084 --> 00:48:21,169
and then I'm going to pray.

646
00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:24,631
Shall I come with you?

647
00:48:24,631 --> 00:48:26,967
I'm the one
who's failed as a father.

648
00:48:28,009 --> 00:48:29,886
Pray for Matthew.

649
00:48:30,929 --> 00:48:33,014
He's not a happy soul.

650
00:48:34,557 --> 00:48:36,643
You're a good man, John.

651
00:48:42,357 --> 00:48:44,025
GATE CREAKS

652
00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:51,616
GHOSTLY WHISPERING

653
00:49:59,684 --> 00:49:59,684
SCREAMING

654
00:50:34,552 --> 00:50:37,149
He was on fire.
I tried to put it out.

655
00:50:37,149 --> 00:50:39,860
No!
You brought it back.

656
00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:41,976
400 years and you brought it back.

657
00:50:41,976 --> 00:50:45,219
Witch!
Look what you've done to the lad.

658
00:50:45,219 --> 00:50:48,368
Why?
Because she's a damned witch!

659
00:50:48,608 --> 00:50:50,120
Don't listen to them, Matthew.

660
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,663
No!

661
00:50:58,712 --> 00:50:59,796
Lucy?

662
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:06,105
This officer will stay with you.
We'll come round later
to take a statement.

663
00:51:10,161 --> 00:51:11,527
Come on.

664
00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:20,317
George,what are his chances?

665
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:23,643
If he lives, he'll have
Miss Francis to thank.

666
00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:31,578
George, if you wanted to create the impression
of spontaneous combustion,
are you able to do that?

667
00:51:31,870 --> 00:51:35,582
You mean, like a conjuring trick?
Exactly like that. Yeah.

668
00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:38,397
You might be able to do it
chemically.

669
00:51:38,397 --> 00:51:41,192
Could you set something up
in the lab to show me?

670
00:51:41,192 --> 00:51:45,196
I'll try. Come round first thing.
Can you make it tonight?

671
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,221
Thank you.

672
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,620
Oh, by the way, the traces
of a narcotic on Deakin.

673
00:51:52,881 --> 00:51:55,404
It's organic. Valerian.

674
00:51:55,644 --> 00:51:58,105
Commonly used by homeopaths.

675
00:51:58,105 --> 00:52:00,816
Thank you, George.
Cheers.
See you later.

676
00:52:00,816 --> 00:52:06,519
If valerian is a herbal sedative -

677
00:52:07,145 --> 00:52:09,814
Kate Malpas's medicines
are found all over the village.

678
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:16,946
Did Margaret Hopkins appear to you
to be unduly keen to get this church
reopened after Hale's death?

679
00:52:16,946 --> 00:52:20,210
Oh, she's a full-on
Bible-basher, sir.

680
00:52:20,210 --> 00:52:24,767
Yet her lover's burned a few yards
from her front door
and we see no sign of the lady.

681
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,963
Looks like photographs.

682
00:52:33,963 --> 00:52:37,279
Taken by Matthew Cole, perhaps,
and burnt by John Cole?

683
00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:40,094
Or by his attacker.
Yeah.

684
00:52:40,439 --> 00:52:43,994
Yeah. We'll have to take a look
at his darkroom, of course, and...

685
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:47,477
and that.
I'll go and see Liz Francis.

686
00:52:47,477 --> 00:52:50,636
Again.
Don't let anyone see that doll.

687
00:52:50,636 --> 00:52:53,806
Whoever's doing this
is trying to cause a lot of upset.

688
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:34,013
Sir.

689
00:53:34,357 --> 00:53:36,693
OK. I'll take it from here.

690
00:53:36,932 --> 00:53:38,424
Thank you.

691
00:53:38,872 --> 00:53:43,356
I've er...given her a mild sedative.
She'll be able to answer questions.

692
00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:45,097
Thank you.

693
00:53:59,038 --> 00:54:03,501
Yes. It was Hopkins.
It was erm...

694
00:54:04,481 --> 00:54:08,391
It was like she'd caught him with
something, some kind of papers.

695
00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:12,353
She seemed angry at first,
then he calmed her down.

696
00:54:12,353 --> 00:54:15,846
What kind of papers?
I couldn't see from here.

697
00:54:15,846 --> 00:54:20,580
Then Hopkins went off somewhere and
Cole made a beeline for the church.

698
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:22,666
So you followed him,
just like that?

699
00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:26,691
What if he had something
to do with Hale and Deakin?

700
00:54:29,829 --> 00:54:32,467
Erm... When I got there,
he was on fire.

701
00:54:39,245 --> 00:54:42,561
I used a fire extinguisher
and I called an ambulance.

702
00:54:42,842 --> 00:54:44,834
Did anybody see you?

703
00:54:46,387 --> 00:54:49,630
I could say, "As God is my witness",
but it's not my style.

704
00:54:55,282 --> 00:54:58,441
VILLAGERS CHANT:
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

705
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,560
Stay here.
Witch! Witch! Witch!

706
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,018
Matthew!
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

707
00:55:21,099 --> 00:55:23,174
Did you put him up to this?

708
00:55:23,174 --> 00:55:27,699
He's mad with grief. He needs help.
Can't you see that?

709
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,890
No. You've all gone loopy
yourselves.

710
00:55:31,255 --> 00:55:33,080
When he shows up, you come to me.

711
00:55:33,309 --> 00:55:36,437
Fine. If you tell her
to go back where she came from.

712
00:55:36,437 --> 00:55:38,929
We wouldn't want her getting burnt,
would we?

713
00:55:38,929 --> 00:55:40,983
That'll do.

714
00:55:41,442 --> 00:55:43,486
Jed Fox, I'm arresting -
Wait! Wait!

715
00:55:43,726 --> 00:55:45,217
Just...

716
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,751
Just let it go. Please.

717
00:55:54,142 --> 00:56:00,232
I'll get Uniform
to put someone outside your door.
No, you won't. It's just a broken window.

718
00:56:09,189 --> 00:56:12,181
Sir,
I've just spoken to Liz Francis.

719
00:56:13,057 --> 00:56:15,727
I think we should check Cole's desk.

720
00:56:24,152 --> 00:56:26,779
Cullen, Conver, Cochrane...

721
00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:31,617
But no Cole.
Why would Matthew not register
as a patient with his own father?

722
00:56:32,702 --> 00:56:36,414
Clifford,Josephine Pandora.

723
00:56:37,321 --> 00:56:39,198
Sir?
Yeah.

724
00:56:39,792 --> 00:56:43,045
What do you reckon?
Part of a secret porn collection?

725
00:56:43,045 --> 00:56:45,162
Could be.

726
00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:49,010
Say Hopkins catches him with the
dirty pictures, she goes ballistic.

727
00:56:49,010 --> 00:56:52,399
I'm not in the habit
of going ballistic, Sergeant.

728
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:58,644
Except with police officers who fail
to apply for a search warrant.

729
00:56:59,656 --> 00:57:04,755
Mrs Hopkins. Now you're here,
perhaps you can help.

730
00:57:05,766 --> 00:57:08,300
Does this mean anything to you?

731
00:57:08,654 --> 00:57:10,260
Mrs Hopkins, we have a witness

732
00:57:10,563 --> 00:57:14,327
who saw you arguing with Dr Cole
just before he was attacked.

733
00:57:14,952 --> 00:57:19,186
Apparently there was some
altercation about some papers -

734
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:22,262
Nonsense.
Photographs perhaps.

735
00:57:23,158 --> 00:57:26,610
He's a Christian.
A Christian doctor.

736
00:57:27,381 --> 00:57:30,718
Do those words mean anything
to you?

737
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,233
You'd rather put your faith
in herbs and spells.

738
00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:37,496
Just like all the other heathens!

739
00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:40,144
It's a sickness in the village.

740
00:57:40,144 --> 00:57:42,271
Just like it always was.

741
00:57:49,643 --> 00:57:52,250
♪ Firelight and sing refrain

742
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:56,098
♪ Vanquish darkness with her name

743
00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:58,642
♪ Evil spirits...

744
00:57:59,997 --> 00:58:01,812
♪ Please...

745
00:58:02,448 --> 00:58:04,314
♪ Burning... ♪

746
00:59:36,594 --> 00:59:38,346
How did you do that?

747
00:59:38,346 --> 00:59:43,080
O-level chemistry. It's phosphorus.
It burns in the atmosphere
at room temperature.

748
00:59:43,643 --> 00:59:47,031
So find a solvent to make
a solution and hey presto,

749
00:59:47,657 --> 00:59:51,275
the solvent evaporates
and the phosphorus burns.

750
00:59:52,193 --> 00:59:54,893
Can you test for traces
in the victim?

751
00:59:54,893 --> 00:59:57,563
Cole's clothes are covered
in fire extinguisher.

752
00:59:57,813 --> 01:00:00,086
I might get something from Hale.

753
01:00:01,619 --> 01:00:06,676
George, if this
is only O-level chemistry,
then anyone can do it, can't they?

754
01:00:07,302 --> 01:00:11,014
And they could get the chemicals
from any school laboratory.

755
01:00:11,014 --> 01:00:16,113
I pity the youth of today.
Health and safety wouldn't let them
near it in a million years.

756
01:00:26,738 --> 01:00:29,835
Miss?
Oh, Lucy. Hi.

757
01:00:30,356 --> 01:00:32,660
I don't think you're a witch.

758
01:00:35,413 --> 01:00:37,113
Thank you.

759
01:00:37,811 --> 01:00:39,980
She wanted you to know.

760
01:00:42,921 --> 01:00:44,756
Come on.

761
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:18,425
Hello, Matthew.

762
01:01:19,436 --> 01:01:21,574
Remember that brick?

763
01:01:24,754 --> 01:01:26,579
Matthew?

764
01:01:27,027 --> 01:01:28,852
Can you hear me?

765
01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,209
Stone.

766
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,754
And cold.

767
01:01:34,993 --> 01:01:36,995
What's that?

768
01:01:37,475 --> 01:01:39,175
The altar.

769
01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:42,011
Evil.

770
01:01:44,586 --> 01:01:46,150
Pictures.

771
01:01:46,474 --> 01:01:49,477
What pictures, Matthew?
Were they your pictures?

772
01:01:52,021 --> 01:01:53,189
Matthew...

773
01:01:54,638 --> 01:01:58,809
Matthew, did you know Jo Clifford
was one of your father's patients?

774
01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:35,241
She's 19. You think she should tell me
every time she goes out?

775
01:02:35,470 --> 01:02:38,828
Look, Dr Cole will probably die
in the next few hours.

776
01:02:38,828 --> 01:02:43,802
His son seems to be having
some kind of a breakdown
and I need to talk to your daughter.

777
01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,814
Alan, if Jo knows anything -

778
01:02:45,814 --> 01:02:48,682
Don't go on at him.
Agnes.

779
01:02:50,558 --> 01:02:54,489
Inspector, can I have a word
with you for a moment, please?

780
01:02:58,796 --> 01:03:00,965
A witch's altar.

781
01:03:01,642 --> 01:03:04,395
He came to my surgery last night
deeply disturbed.

782
01:03:04,395 --> 01:03:07,993
I tried to give him a sedative,
which he rejected violently.

783
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:11,371
I asked him to show me the place.
Did he say where it was?

784
01:03:12,341 --> 01:03:15,969
I know he used to take photographs
down at Fine Shade Woods.

785
01:03:16,261 --> 01:03:21,047
Miss Malpas,
why would Matthew come to you
if he was feeling upset?

786
01:03:21,569 --> 01:03:24,207
He's been my patient
for the past few years.

787
01:03:24,207 --> 01:03:26,761
Not that his father would know that.

788
01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:29,879
Matthew worshipped his mother.
She died last year.

789
01:03:29,879 --> 01:03:34,133
Matthew thinks Hopkins persuaded
Cole to help her on her way.

790
01:04:25,434 --> 01:04:29,511
"Records Past Present Sins."

791
01:04:29,876 --> 01:04:32,035
Someone shoved it under the door.

792
01:04:32,942 --> 01:04:34,777
Oh, and...take a look at this.

793
01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:42,024
These have just come in
from the lab.

794
01:04:53,108 --> 01:04:54,307
So...

795
01:04:56,403 --> 01:05:01,648
Matthew Cole took 'em
and his dad Dr Cole got hold of them.

796
01:05:01,908 --> 01:05:04,348
And if Hopkins caught Cole
with them then -

797
01:05:04,348 --> 01:05:09,249
She maybe attempted to send them the
way of their sexually deviant clergy.

798
01:05:14,682 --> 01:05:19,739
We saw it with our own eyes. A
priest and his curate burnt alive.

799
01:05:20,531 --> 01:05:24,327
Do these things just happen?
Are they natural?

800
01:05:24,327 --> 01:05:26,058
No. No way.

801
01:05:26,058 --> 01:05:30,635
Who is it who has made known
her hatred of all things holy?

802
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:36,120
Who is it who has undermined the medical care
of our good doctor
by peddling her potions?

803
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:39,456
Who is it who has poisoned
poor Matthew's mind?

804
01:05:39,456 --> 01:05:42,824
First she turns her witch's brew
against our church,

805
01:05:42,824 --> 01:05:46,046
then our doctor and now his son.

806
01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:48,226
The only question is:

807
01:05:48,465 --> 01:05:50,144
who's next?

808
01:05:50,144 --> 01:05:52,511
Well, come on, then.
What are we waiting for?

809
01:05:52,761 --> 01:05:54,419
That's enough!

810
01:05:54,419 --> 01:05:56,984
You're too late, Barnaby.
You've had your chance.

811
01:05:58,142 --> 01:06:01,614
Making an arrest, Barnaby?
Not before time.

812
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,544
For crying out loud,
you're a justice of the peace.

813
01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:07,318
How many more have to die
for his incompetence?

814
01:06:07,318 --> 01:06:10,519
Margaret Hopkins, I'm arresting you
for incitement to civil disorder.

815
01:06:10,519 --> 01:06:11,947
You do not have to say anything -

816
01:06:11,947 --> 01:06:14,272
Lay off, Barnaby!

817
01:06:14,502 --> 01:06:17,849
We will get to the bottom of this.
And I promise you this...

818
01:06:18,381 --> 01:06:22,812
when we do make an arrest,
it won't be any kind of witch.

819
01:06:32,259 --> 01:06:33,302
Come on.

820
01:06:43,301 --> 01:06:45,126
Phoo! Talk about a death cult.

821
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:16,710
Brilliant.

822
01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:19,442
I just... This bulb...

823
01:07:31,266 --> 01:07:33,862
I've got the one we need.

824
01:07:33,862 --> 01:07:36,730
I don't suppose
you've got a plaster, do you?

825
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,402
Did you send this?

826
01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:50,431
We've reprinted
some of Matthew's negatives.

827
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:54,445
Perhaps this will jog your memory,
Mrs Hopkins.

828
01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:57,709
There.?

829
01:07:57,938 --> 01:08:01,995
Now, it seems that Dr Cole kept
these hidden in his surgery.

830
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:04,017
That's hardly appropriate, is it?

831
01:08:04,017 --> 01:08:06,040
Given that Miss Clifford
was one of his patients

832
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,898
and will inherit her father's empire.
How dare you.

833
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:17,312
They were sent to him as a warning
against the evil influence the pornographer
was having on his poor son.

834
01:08:17,979 --> 01:08:19,940
Sir? Call from the hospital.

835
01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:22,161
Tell them I'll get back to them.

836
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,269
They found something
on Matthew Cole.
It sounded urgent.

837
01:08:28,010 --> 01:08:30,544
Interview terminated at 20:50 hours.

838
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:38,323
"Confessing the cat to be
her kindred, familiar spirit,

839
01:08:39,042 --> 01:08:44,318
she" - ow - "submitted her person to
be weighed against the Holy Bible,

840
01:08:45,017 --> 01:08:51,721
and being found lighter
was convicted of witchcraft
and taken to a place of execution."

841
01:08:54,099 --> 01:08:57,039
"Weighed against the Holy Bible."
What does that mean?

842
01:08:57,613 --> 01:09:00,991
I guess fat was a feminist issue
back in 1660.

843
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,131
Oh, come on. It's not your fault.

844
01:09:06,330 --> 01:09:08,509
I should never have come here.

845
01:09:08,509 --> 01:09:12,565
400 years and I've stirred the whole
thing up again. Nothing's changed.

846
01:09:16,204 --> 01:09:17,664
No.

847
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:44,316
What can you tell me
about this photograph, Matthew?

848
01:09:45,066 --> 01:09:47,339
We found it on you.

849
01:09:48,570 --> 01:09:50,582
Matthew, can you hear me?

850
01:09:52,543 --> 01:09:55,754
Who took this photograph, Matthew?

851
01:09:58,257 --> 01:10:02,323
Someone is trying to scare you, Matthew.
It's nothing to do with a witch.

852
01:10:09,403 --> 01:10:10,821
Yeah, all right.

853
01:10:23,042 --> 01:10:25,440
"This is DS Scott.
Please leave a message."

854
01:10:27,651 --> 01:10:28,464
Scott...

855
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:34,167
call me as soon as you get this,
please. I need you to help me.

856
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,921
And what happened
to leaving your mobile on?

857
01:10:49,558 --> 01:10:54,500
Lord, now lettest thou thy servant
depart in peace,

858
01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:59,443
according to thy word,
for mine eyes have seen
thy salvation.

859
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:23,321
Not saying goodbye?

860
01:11:26,522 --> 01:11:28,451
I didn't want to wake you up.

861
01:11:40,244 --> 01:11:42,121
Can I call round later?

862
01:11:48,533 --> 01:11:50,275
See you later, then.

863
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:26,478
Morning, sir!
What happened to you?

864
01:12:27,854 --> 01:12:30,992
I had to interview Margaret Hopkins
single-handed last night.

865
01:12:30,992 --> 01:12:33,078
You've arrested Hopkins?
Yes, I did.

866
01:12:33,078 --> 01:12:36,873
For her own good. The evidence
against her was circumstantial.

867
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:40,596
I had to let her go.
Well, what about the pictures?

868
01:12:41,555 --> 01:12:44,318
She's seen the light at last
about Dr Cole.

869
01:12:44,579 --> 01:12:47,707
It seems there was more than one
photographer. Take a look.

870
01:12:49,928 --> 01:12:51,701
Who took this?

871
01:12:51,930 --> 01:12:56,747
The person who builds altars in the woods.
I thought I asked you
to keep your mobile on.

872
01:13:25,307 --> 01:13:26,757
Dan?

873
01:13:39,551 --> 01:13:44,191
'Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who
it is. I can't believe we missed it.

874
01:13:44,191 --> 01:13:46,172
Meet me at the church, yeah?'

875
01:13:46,912 --> 01:13:48,299
Sir?

876
01:14:06,421 --> 01:14:07,401
Liz?

877
01:14:11,228 --> 01:14:12,239
Liz!

878
01:14:17,328 --> 01:14:18,600
Liz!

879
01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,495
Liz!

880
01:14:31,279 --> 01:14:32,353
Scott!

881
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,858
Liz!

882
01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:28,055
And apart from there being no straw
doll, everything else was the same?

883
01:15:28,055 --> 01:15:33,049
It looks that way. I'm analysing
the residues on Hale's clothing.

884
01:15:33,466 --> 01:15:35,635
And?
Still checking on the phosphorus.

885
01:15:35,635 --> 01:15:39,087
There's definitely some kind
of industrial solvent present.

886
01:15:39,087 --> 01:15:40,682
Pin it down, George.

887
01:15:40,682 --> 01:15:44,112
Get the names
of all the suppliers.
Job for Sergeant Scott, isn't it?

888
01:15:44,112 --> 01:15:48,169
No, it's not this time. I'd like you
to do me the favour, please.

889
01:15:48,388 --> 01:15:52,454
You can call me on my mobile.
I've got a drinks party to go to.

890
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:06,593
"Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who
it is. I can't believe we missed it.

891
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,544
Meet me at the church, yeah?"

892
01:16:14,174 --> 01:16:17,615
Hello.
Were you looking for Miss Francis?

893
01:16:18,876 --> 01:16:22,182
Yeah. Yeah, I think I was.

894
01:16:32,432 --> 01:16:35,070
"I can't believe we missed it."

895
01:16:57,238 --> 01:17:01,085
"Executed this day, most falsely
protesting her innocence."

896
01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:19,875
Er...ladies and gentlemen,

897
01:17:20,229 --> 01:17:21,877
welcome.

898
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,545
As you might have heard,

899
01:17:23,545 --> 01:17:28,686
my next appearance in the press is
likely to be in the obituary column,

900
01:17:29,676 --> 01:17:32,930
which is why I thought it only fair
to introduce you

901
01:17:33,138 --> 01:17:35,870
to our project for the manor

902
01:17:36,131 --> 01:17:39,749
before it goes to the planning
department later on today.

903
01:17:40,468 --> 01:17:45,327
And so, ladies and gentlemen, I
give you the Alan Clifford Hospice.

904
01:17:53,898 --> 01:18:01,541
A fully equipped oasis,
where rationally minded people
will be able to end their days

905
01:18:01,823 --> 01:18:04,816
on this glorious planet.

906
01:18:05,118 --> 01:18:08,382
Or should I say...God's Earth?

907
01:18:09,195 --> 01:18:12,219
As it says in the good book
somewhere -

908
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:15,743
Mrs Hopkins will know it chapter
and verse -

909
01:18:16,828 --> 01:18:20,487
"In my end is my beginning."

910
01:18:22,406 --> 01:18:28,349
And so, good people, I give you
the future of Midsomer Parva.

911
01:18:31,050 --> 01:18:36,118
In this way, I hope to ensure
I shan't be leaving you completely.

912
01:18:36,827 --> 01:18:40,966
When I've gone, my trusted nurse
Agnes Waterhouse,

913
01:18:41,227 --> 01:18:46,253
and my brilliant if unconventional
medical advisor Kate Malpas,

914
01:18:46,618 --> 01:18:50,392
will run the centre
for the benefit of you all.

915
01:18:59,683 --> 01:19:01,820
It's very impressive, Mr Clifford.

916
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,375
Shame your daughter wasn't here
to witness it.

917
01:19:04,375 --> 01:19:08,400
I haven't seen her, but if I do,
Inspector, you're the first to know.

918
01:19:22,226 --> 01:19:23,728
Mrs Hopkins.

919
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:28,576
Look.

920
01:19:31,913 --> 01:19:34,332
There goes your witch, Barnaby.

921
01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:50,838
Let me go.

922
01:19:59,190 --> 01:20:03,632
Miss Clifford, I believe
that you took this photograph.

923
01:20:03,955 --> 01:20:08,335
I believe that you seduced Matthew
after posing for him in the woods.

924
01:20:08,564 --> 01:20:14,351
Now, Matthew started a second roll of film
halfway through
your little photo shoot.

925
01:20:14,956 --> 01:20:17,469
You took the first one from him
when he was asleep.

926
01:20:17,917 --> 01:20:21,045
You left him the second,
but with one extra shot on it.

927
01:20:21,045 --> 01:20:23,621
This one...which you took.

928
01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:26,582
Why?

929
01:20:37,614 --> 01:20:39,689
I wanted to wind up Cole.

930
01:20:40,315 --> 01:20:45,622
He comes on like
he's this really sympathetic GP,
and I thought he was all right.

931
01:20:48,104 --> 01:20:50,690
Then he starts
wanting to examine me.

932
01:20:50,690 --> 01:20:53,067
Well, did you complain?

933
01:20:55,955 --> 01:20:59,782
I told him I was thinking
about joining his church.

934
01:21:00,887 --> 01:21:02,827
He loved that.

935
01:21:03,379 --> 01:21:05,736
He said we should go on holiday
together.

936
01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:09,375
And was Matthew
going to get a postcard?

937
01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:13,473
Matthew was part of the plan.

938
01:21:14,390 --> 01:21:19,302
Daddy thinks he's pulled a teenager,
but, oops, Matthew got there first.

939
01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:24,223
His dad treats him like dirt.
Oh, and you don't.

940
01:21:24,734 --> 01:21:29,207
We had a laugh.
Think this is a laugh, do you?

941
01:21:30,917 --> 01:21:33,587
Look, I'm sorry, OK?
Yes, all right.

942
01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:37,976
So you heard about the pig's head
up in the church,

943
01:21:38,539 --> 01:21:41,939
and what? You decided to spice things
up with Matthew, did you?

944
01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:45,202
I wanted to see how they liked
having a real witch.

945
01:21:45,202 --> 01:21:48,560
I got a pig's head from the kitchen
and made an altar in the woods.

946
01:21:49,790 --> 01:21:52,241
I tried to get rid of it
after Cole got burnt.

947
01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:55,285
In fit of conscience?
Yes!

948
01:21:56,067 --> 01:21:59,560
I gave Matthew
some of Kate Malpas's herbal stuff.

949
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:04,096
Yes, I took the picture and sent
the sexy ones to his dirty old man.

950
01:22:04,399 --> 01:22:08,205
But that's it, OK?
I didn't try and kill his dad.

951
01:22:08,205 --> 01:22:11,072
I didn't even get his message
until this morning.

952
01:22:11,072 --> 01:22:13,084
What message?

953
01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:17,141
I think he'd realised it was Matthew
who'd taken the pictures of me.

954
01:22:17,610 --> 01:22:21,384
He wanted to meet in the church,
but I'd left my in Dad's room.

955
01:22:29,820 --> 01:22:31,311
Matthew?

956
01:22:37,755 --> 01:22:39,965
Oh, God! What have I done?

957
01:22:40,226 --> 01:22:42,249
Talk to him, Jo.

958
01:22:42,656 --> 01:22:45,544
If he seems not to hear, talk to him.

959
01:22:46,993 --> 01:22:48,245
Excuse me.

960
01:22:57,368 --> 01:22:58,526
Barnaby.

961
01:23:04,386 --> 01:23:06,388
You've done what?

962
01:23:18,483 --> 01:23:20,527
Not before time, Barnaby, eh?

963
01:23:20,527 --> 01:23:24,093
We're still doing your work for you.
Sort it out, mate.

964
01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:27,847
I kept thinking of what Liz had said
in that last message.

965
01:23:27,847 --> 01:23:31,434
She was reading the parish records.
I went to see what she'd found.

966
01:23:33,363 --> 01:23:36,428
"Executed this day, most falsely
protesting her innocence,

967
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,004
Katherine Malpas."

968
01:23:39,004 --> 01:23:42,580
"Records past, present, since."
Sir, it's got to be her.

969
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,390
Miss Malpas.

970
01:23:54,144 --> 01:23:56,260
Why didn't you mention this before?

971
01:23:56,260 --> 01:24:01,151
Advertise that you were related
to a witch over the past few days,

972
01:24:01,151 --> 01:24:03,695
if you lived here?
I wouldn't want to live here at all.

973
01:24:03,695 --> 01:24:07,730
Unless I wanted to make sure Alan
Clifford's new hospice went ahead.

974
01:24:07,730 --> 01:24:10,087
That is worth fighting for.

975
01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:13,163
Is it worth burning people
alive for?

976
01:24:15,582 --> 01:24:20,076
Katherine Malpas was murdered
three centuries ago by bigots

977
01:24:20,076 --> 01:24:23,934
because they didn't understand her.
She cured their pigs.

978
01:24:24,236 --> 01:24:27,312
Now, you seriously suppose
she'd approve

979
01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:29,700
of me burning people alive
because I don't share their beliefs?

980
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,675
Would you excuse us for a moment?

981
01:24:39,293 --> 01:24:41,295
Do you think she's lying?
I think -

982
01:24:41,295 --> 01:24:46,123
Our killer is still at large. Why
don't you start to use your head?

983
01:24:57,843 --> 01:25:01,534
I seem to have got the crackling
right. It's nice and crispy.

984
01:25:03,192 --> 01:25:05,152
You do that.

985
01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:11,221
So, how's the witch hunt?
The witch hunt is not concluded.

986
01:25:12,378 --> 01:25:16,184
Witch hunts never are. You burn one,
you have to find another.

987
01:25:16,830 --> 01:25:19,489
That's horrible, Cully.
It's true.

988
01:25:19,771 --> 01:25:23,327
Everyone needs to have something
they can feel good about hating.

989
01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,214
Plus everyone loves a bonfire.

990
01:25:25,214 --> 01:25:28,248
How's Daniel getting on with it all?
Oh...Daniel.

991
01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:31,887
Suddenly, ever since Liz Francis
died, he's gone to pieces.

992
01:25:32,106 --> 01:25:35,954
He's a human being.
Yes. He's also a CID officer.

993
01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:40,229
I mean, you cannot mix romance
and policing, can you?

994
01:25:40,729 --> 01:25:43,065
And you're not a romantic?

995
01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:45,411
What was that song you used to sing?

996
01:25:45,859 --> 01:25:48,122
Erm...

997
01:25:48,393 --> 01:25:50,468
♪ That sly, come-hither stare

998
01:25:50,468 --> 01:25:52,762
♪ That strips my conscience bare?

999
01:25:52,762 --> 01:25:55,077
♪ It's witchcraft... ♪

1000
01:25:55,463 --> 01:25:59,832
Do you remember, Tom? You gave me
that LP as a going-away present.

1001
01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:04,441
A going-away present.
Oldest spell in the book, Dad.

1002
01:26:06,943 --> 01:26:09,644
Think of it as a going-away present.

1003
01:26:10,259 --> 01:26:14,054
When we got to the crypt,
Alan Clifford's PA was there

1004
01:26:14,054 --> 01:26:18,173
to see if there was anything
about the church selling the chapel.

1005
01:26:19,654 --> 01:26:21,270
I'm sorry.

1006
01:26:22,865 --> 01:26:24,992
Oh, Tom!

1007
01:26:39,465 --> 01:26:40,967
No Kate?

1008
01:26:41,613 --> 01:26:44,387
She's been helping the police
with their enquiries.

1009
01:26:45,711 --> 01:26:48,005
Whatever it was, they let her go.

1010
01:26:48,547 --> 01:26:50,758
She's on her way home.

1011
01:26:52,092 --> 01:26:53,667
Right.

1012
01:26:55,502 --> 01:26:57,911
I'll tell everyone
you'll be down in a minute.

1013
01:26:58,495 --> 01:27:00,424
No sign of Jo.

1014
01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:04,925
'Parva Manor.
Agnes Waterhouse speaking.'

1015
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:08,231
'Hello?'

1016
01:28:28,261 --> 01:28:32,891
Scott, get yourself to the manor
house and bring Kate Malpas with you.

1017
01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:34,945
We may need her.

1018
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:41,504
I'm sorry
about what happened to your Dad.

1019
01:28:43,527 --> 01:28:45,383
Matthew.

1020
01:28:50,909 --> 01:28:52,139
Dad?

1021
01:28:52,515 --> 01:28:53,974
Jo?

1022
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:55,632
It's me.

1023
01:28:56,706 --> 01:29:00,085
I'd... I'd really like you
to be here tonight.

1024
01:29:06,904 --> 01:29:08,218
Jo.

1025
01:29:09,135 --> 01:29:14,297
You should speak to him -
go to him, talk to him,

1026
01:29:14,620 --> 01:29:16,299
while you still can.

1027
01:29:23,441 --> 01:29:26,298
I'm sure Kate was right
about what they said.

1028
01:29:26,298 --> 01:29:28,957
I don't want to be half asleep
at the party.

1029
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,774
I wouldn't worry about Kate.

1030
01:30:02,428 --> 01:30:03,700
Agnes?

1031
01:30:04,284 --> 01:30:05,734
What are you...

1032
01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:10,134
Kate?
Sshh!

1033
01:30:14,701 --> 01:30:17,840
Let Kate take care of things
after we've gone.

1034
01:30:20,957 --> 01:30:24,263
Oh...for pity's sake. What...

1035
01:30:26,577 --> 01:30:28,590
I love you, Alan.

1036
01:30:28,976 --> 01:30:31,697
We may not have had
the perfect life together,

1037
01:30:32,104 --> 01:30:34,377
but we'll have the perfect death.

1038
01:30:34,377 --> 01:30:35,941
KNOCK ON DOOR
Mr Clifford!

1039
01:30:36,170 --> 01:30:37,536
Mr Clifford!

1040
01:30:43,146 --> 01:30:45,127
No! No! No!

1041
01:30:49,965 --> 01:30:52,530
No! Get off him, you bitch!

1042
01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:59,412
Agnes Waterhouse, I arrest you
for the murders of Alex Deakin,
Jim Hale and Elizabeth Francis.

1043
01:30:59,652 --> 01:31:01,977
How many of these has he taken?
How many?

1044
01:31:02,196 --> 01:31:03,865
Enough!

1045
01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:08,088
Take these, Alan.
Please, it's an antidote.

1046
01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:11,237
They're poison!
What is happening?

1047
01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:15,220
She's trying to frame
Miss Malpas here.

1048
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,691
Everything was going
so well between us.

1049
01:31:17,910 --> 01:31:22,477
Then suddenly Kate this...
Kate that...Kate the other!

1050
01:31:22,884 --> 01:31:26,950
You were the one person to stand
between her and her final ambition.

1051
01:31:27,273 --> 01:31:30,349
To die the perfect death
with the man she loved.

1052
01:31:30,349 --> 01:31:31,955
Dad?
SIRENS

1053
01:31:32,529 --> 01:31:34,990
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1054
01:31:45,114 --> 01:31:49,650
The only trouble was we hadn't heard
about the first Katherine Malpas.

1055
01:31:50,557 --> 01:31:53,925
So you had to send us a clue,
didn't you?

1056
01:31:55,802 --> 01:31:58,753
Records past...
present and since.

1057
01:31:59,493 --> 01:32:03,424
You'd been looking
through the parish records
and you found the perfect scenario.

1058
01:32:04,498 --> 01:32:07,970
Your rival was related to a witch.

1059
01:32:08,867 --> 01:32:13,007
When Liz Francis decided to revive
the straw woman ceremony,

1060
01:32:13,330 --> 01:32:17,803
she unwittingly presented you
with an ideal opportunity.

1061
01:32:19,847 --> 01:32:21,880
I don't know
what you're talking about.

1062
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:23,642
Don't you?

1063
01:32:24,758 --> 01:32:28,752
I wondered, did you ever
take O-level chemistry?

1064
01:32:36,655 --> 01:32:38,605
Methylbenzene.

1065
01:32:39,690 --> 01:32:43,120
Toluene, to give it
its industrial name.

1066
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,946
It's a solvent, as I think you know.

1067
01:32:46,186 --> 01:32:49,814
Perfect for dissolving volatile
chemicals like phosphorus.

1068
01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:52,598
I found that
behind your drugs fridge.

1069
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:53,777
And...

1070
01:32:56,498 --> 01:32:58,281
..there were these.

1071
01:33:15,246 --> 01:33:17,008
Miss Waterhouse?

1072
01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:23,045
My last patient
was a school lab technician.

1073
01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,476
Lovely man.

1074
01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:29,448
He had leukaemia.

1075
01:33:30,344 --> 01:33:33,180
He showed me the experiment
they used to do with phosphorus.

1076
01:33:35,474 --> 01:33:37,393
It was his favourite trick.

1077
01:34:10,509 --> 01:34:11,709
So...

1078
01:34:12,574 --> 01:34:20,280
after Alex Deakin had made his
protest to Mr Clifford on the morning
of the straw woman's ceremony, what did he do?

1079
01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:23,689
He invited you into the vicarage
for a coffee?

1080
01:34:26,713 --> 01:34:30,248
'I told him I could influence Alan
to reconsecrate the chapel.

1081
01:34:30,477 --> 01:34:34,023
Poor man. He was so desperate,
he actually believed me.'

1082
01:34:34,314 --> 01:34:37,536
He was sick. Mentally unstable.

1083
01:34:37,860 --> 01:34:41,895
Religious belief is a manifestation
of mental illness in my book.

1084
01:34:43,115 --> 01:34:46,243
'So I medicated him.
I gave him a sedative.

1085
01:34:46,796 --> 01:34:48,766
I put it in his coffee.'

1086
01:34:53,219 --> 01:34:57,348
'I chose the moment when I knew Liz
Francis was busy with the children.

1087
01:34:57,786 --> 01:35:01,310
I knew her stupid straw woman
was in the shed.'

1088
01:35:12,144 --> 01:35:18,995
After the death of his beloved Alex,
I knew that Hale would go to the church
that night to pray.

1089
01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:23,530
I'd taken Alan's key.

1090
01:35:25,261 --> 01:35:27,722
I put the pig's head on the altar...

1091
01:35:28,796 --> 01:35:31,309
poured toluene onto his robes.

1092
01:35:41,934 --> 01:35:43,905
It was quite impressive.

1093
01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:52,549
The others were easy.

1094
01:35:52,778 --> 01:35:55,813
Cole left a message on Jo's mobile.

1095
01:35:56,553 --> 01:36:00,901
I picked it up
and went to meet him at the church.

1096
01:36:02,726 --> 01:36:04,540
Why Liz?

1097
01:36:05,781 --> 01:36:08,346
She'd read the parish records.

1098
01:36:08,565 --> 01:36:12,214
She knew I'd read them,
and she worked out what I'd done.

1099
01:36:13,549 --> 01:36:18,867
After she'd arranged to meet me
at the church, I found her there alone.

1100
01:36:20,306 --> 01:36:22,923
So you...burned her alive.

1101
01:36:27,386 --> 01:36:28,939
I had to.

1102
01:37:11,253 --> 01:37:12,671
Kate?

1103
01:37:15,538 --> 01:37:16,862
Kate.

1104
01:37:20,053 --> 01:37:23,713
For what's it's worth...
I hope you'll stay.

1105
01:37:24,286 --> 01:37:25,996
Thank you.

1106
01:37:26,977 --> 01:37:29,646
Do you know why that pub's
called The Oak?

1107
01:37:31,585 --> 01:37:33,076
No.

1108
01:37:33,692 --> 01:37:36,882
There used to be an old tree
on that spot.

1109
01:37:38,165 --> 01:37:42,774
The first Katherine Malpas
was hanged there.

1110
01:37:42,982 --> 01:37:44,713
Hanged?

1111
01:37:45,047 --> 01:37:47,977
There were no witches burnt
in this village.

1112
01:37:48,185 --> 01:37:50,521
Only straw women.

1113
01:37:51,021 --> 01:37:54,577
Still, everyone loves
a good bonfire, eh?